I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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