...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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