So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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