Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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