Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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