just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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