No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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