So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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