Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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