Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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