Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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