yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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