we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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