Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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