How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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