So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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