I just made out with a guy for $7.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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