dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I have post one night stand depression
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