she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
It's shark week go big or go home
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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