This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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