I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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