Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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