when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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