But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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