I wish they made helmets for livers.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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