i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
