Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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