Whod you bang
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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