It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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