Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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