ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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