You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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