He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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