Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
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