I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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