I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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