Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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