I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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