The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
