Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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