Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
