Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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