So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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