She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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