Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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