big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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