I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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