I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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