Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
"it" just moved
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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