Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
