So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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