Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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