i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
