i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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